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Forwards
Aaron Hardy
Number 8
Previous Club – Barking
Random Fact – Aaron has a
pet hamster called Mr. Tickles.
Hero – Neil Wyndham
Michael Blake
Hooker
Previous Club – Brentwood
Random Fact – Michael once
appeared on come dine with me.
Hero – Bananaman
Steve Everson
Second Row
Previous Club – Old
Brentwoods
Random Fact – Steve used to
be a semi-professional footballer.
Hero – Jason Leonard
Paul Johnson
Prop
Previous club – Unknown
Random fact – When he gets
angry he sees little men dancing.
Hero – Mr. Spoon
Graham Bell
Prop
Previous club – none
Random Fact – Graham has a
toxic warning sign tattooed on his bottom.
Hero – Mr. Methane
Matt Wood
Hooker
Previous club – Brentwood
Random Fact – His tears have
healing powers.
Hero – Alan Partridge
Pete Hovell
Flanker
Previous club – Unknown
Random Fact – Pete is the
only fireman who fires are actually scared of.
Hero – Barry Scott from
Cillet bang
Dave Lewis
Flanker
Previous Club – Unknown
Random Fact – Dave thinks he
is an older version of Tom Daley.
Hero – Duncan Goodhew
Tom Bristow
Flanker
Previous Club – Chelmsford
Random Fact – Tom has an
unhealthy obsession with cats.
Hero - Pingu
Andy Surrage
Prop
Previous Club – None
Random Fact – Andy used to
be a semi pro ballroom dancer.
Hero – Miss Marple
John Berry
Flanker
Previous Club – None
Random Fact – John broke one
of his own player’s ankles.
Hero – Barry White
Martin Parker
Second Row
Previous Club – Unknown
Random Fact – Martin once
was live on Al-Jazeera.
Hero – Anthony Inkersole
Dale Jackson
Second Row
Previous Club – None
Random Fact – Dale has his
own religion and disciples.
Hero – Dale Winton
Dan Armes
Front Row
Previous Club - Brentwood
Random Fact - Dan is small.
Hero - Gimli from Lord of
the Rings
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Backs
Jon Brownwings
Scrum Half
Previous Club –
Campion
Random Fact –
Jon wants a penguin for Christmas.
Hero – Ronnie
Corbett
Jeff Blake
Scrum Half
Previous Club –
Unknown
Random Fact –
Jeff keeps exotic fish and will feed you to them if you anger him.
Hero – Mrs.
Slocombe
Dave Blake
Inside Centre
Previous Club –
Woodford
Random Fact –
Dave’s house makes people get naked.
Hero – Victor
Ebogu
Matt Adcock
Full back
Previous Club –
Upper Clapton
Random Fact –
Matthew wants to be a biggerman.
Hero – Chuck
Norris
Jason Rudd
Wing
Previous Club –
None
Random Fact –
Jason is a singer and available for hire at good prices.
Hero – George
Michael
Ben Whateley-Harris
Wing
Previous Club –
None
Random Fact –
Ben was interviewed live on the BBC dressed as a gorilla.
Hero – Dick
Dastardly
Ian Springate
Wing
Previous Club –
None
Random Fact -
Ian has one of the worlds biggest draft excluders.
Hero – Dale
Jackson
Anthony Inkersole
Outside Centre
Previous Club –
Brentwood
Random Fact –
Ant once abused a swan.
Hero – His
teddy bear
Dave Ginnaw
Fly Half
Previous Club –
Brentwood
Random Fact
–Dave is Ongar tanning salons best customer.
Hero – The
inventer of tanning oil
Neil Wyndham
Fullback
Previous Club –
Huntingdon
Random Fact –
When Neil had hair dinosaurs walked the Earth.
Hero – Anyone
with hair.
Ian Hemmings
Wing
Previous Club –
Unknown
Random Fact –
Ian used to be a air hostess.
Hero – Stewart
Barnes
Peter Furness
Wing
Previous Club –
None
Random Fact –
Pete once arrested himself.
Hero – Kenneth
Williams.
Gary Sanderson
Centre
Previous Club –
Unknown
Random Fact –
Gary likes trees...a lot.
Hero – Top Cat
Jack Smith
Centre
Previous Club –
Brentwood
Random Fact –
Once ran naked through the streets of Romford.
Hero – Barbara
Windsor
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